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PS: I can... like.... upload files to thejamjar server and stuff *rubs hands with glee*. Oh, the untapped possibilities!
PPS: I obviously, however, cannot scan to save my life, even (to borrow your favourite metaphor) to find my way out of a wet paper bag with a book called "How to scan" and a flat piece of high-resolution artwork and a scanner that scanned by itself and you only had to press a button and it would scan the artwork for you and turn it into a perfectly web-ready jpeg [all these things would be inside the wet paper bag] and I suppose there'd be a desk, too, and a computer and a keyboard and a two-button mouse. Where was I? oh, leaving, that's right.