Boss: *fretting in my office* Oh dear oh dear. Her flowers are dead!
Me: *turning around and noticing the abandoned poinsettia* Oh... We kept saying, what if we forget to take them home. I guess Michelle forgot on her last day...
Boss: *frets some more and waters the plant* Did you remember to take yours home?
Me: Yes. I took mine home.
Boss: *frets out of the office again*
PS: It's still alive. It didn't work.