Best *found* chat, left by two darling friends (they are my friends and sometimes they are friends with eachother):
klie says to truck: are you ready to rock
truck says to klie: yep. and how!
klie says to truck: well let me show you
truck says to klie: gasp !
klie shakes head at truck: do this really fast
Jonathan proving New Zealand is no where near Belgium: "Hello? I'm speaking English, not Belgium'ese."