HIM: you named that

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HIM: you named that cat James?
ME: yes.
HIM: why cant you be normal michelle, James is a fucking stupid name for a cat,
Me: it's not my fault.. its the only name that suits her
Him: you have one female cat called Russell and another called James, why cant you be a normal person?
Me: i dont know.