truck 'n' not truck

truck i'm watching a show called 'dancing with the stars' and they take one celebrity and one dance star and pair them up and its a competition - its surprisingly entertaining! and pauline hanson is one of the celebrities??? not truck she's that.. nazi woman isn't she *no clue* truck yup. Are you alot more relaxed recently or in love or something? you've been writing differently not truck i Have? different how? truck hahaha this olympic guy is dancing with a dance star and she just did the splits between his legs and he was meant to pick her up with his arms under her underarms and he had no idea where to put his hands cuz they were hovering over her breasts and he almost dropped her hahaha truck i dunno.....different like more fluent, more snappy, more evocative, i'm not sure what it is exactly but you're writing differently and its pretty damn great writing not truck oh cor blimey. i thought you were gonna say the opposite. i think i'm more relaxed. and i think i have a different attitude to my blog. plus i'm taking lots of drugs so i have cool dreams not truck that last bit wasn't true truck hahahaha i think i should post that to your blog! not truck you know what *I think i shall truck heeyyyyyy where's the nudie picture not truck oh wait..ctrl+c on the lappy doesn't mean ctrl+v on the desktop truck i only visited your page for the nudie picture a teddy bear?????? honestly not truck keep clicking truck milk???/ boorrrring not truck could you get broadband already, sheesh truck grrrrrrr not truck tahdah truck kapow! not truck *na nah nah na batmann* holy bat boots batman truck bat boots?! i want some not truck i want bat BOOBS truck TMI truck hey mish not truck hey fraz (i still want bat boobs) truck do you know anyone in melbourne who might like a comedy movie truck what would bat boobs be, anyhow not truck if i came to melbourne could i have it? i only know my brother in melbourne and i dont know where he is or if he has the means to play a movie truck no its a movie pass...oh well ! not truck oh. sorry. i only know where he works not where he lives. truck damn you truck damn youuuuuuu not truck damn you *shaking fists at the sky* damn you and the horse you rode in on truck and the mice who blinked quickly as you rode by!!!!!! not truck oh speaking of mice.. how funny is it that rove's studio burned down because of them. WHEN MICE GO BAD [phetlink]. were they like.. his minons or something truck the mice did it???? not truck they did indeed truck haha mice minions truck those sly so and sos not truck *reading* those sly ess ohs and ess oh esses.. what the.. not truck *giggling fit truck *donks you
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The Good Oil

J�m�s:���have you had your fish oil today? Michelle: ���ah.. no i haven't. Michelle:���it irritates me that you have to take 3 tablets a day for THREE MONTHS before any effects are notable and I can't even take the contraceptive pill every day let alone a watermelon sized gel cap full of fish ooze J�m�s:���they are a bit big, and it doesn't seem to make much difference. i mean i should be seeing something by now, unlit I'm just going to switch on like a light bulb at the 3 month mark. �"ping!" instant Stephen Hawking Michelle: ���why do you want to be stephen hawking? so your wife can leave you outside all night and let you get sunburned during the day cos that's what Mrs Hawking does to the helpless Stevie. J�m�s:���ah but when your heads in a different galaxy, who cares. It's just strange, why do all the really intelligent people look so strange Michelle: ���because they, unlike us, can't have *everything* J�m�s: ���but what about those of us who look strange anyway, why are we not fabulously intelligent. it'll be that lack of fish oil thing again Michelle: ���I'm not taking those tablets! I'll continue to get by on my good looks and to hell with the memory J�m�s:���yeah! cos even if you have a bad hair day, you'll have forgotten about it by the end of the week Michelle: ���i know.. see? i'm really a gold fish J�m�s: ���but they only get 7 seconds. I wana know how they mearsured it Michelle:���i guess you watch a goldfish long enough you'll see it lose its car keys, divide the number of times it lost its car keys in the time you were watching it and voila.. 7 seconds J�m�s:���oh...........right.......................... *goes to put jug on*
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