Homestarrunner Switch iPod's Dirty Little Secret

Is it just me, or .. what *is* that in Legolas' hand? I guess if an Elf has a penis it may as well look like that! ..."You have nothing more to lose, do you?" he asked softly. When steel blue eyes fastened upon him in surprise, Legolas nodded towards the keepsake lying against the Man's heart. "The love that would give you a reason to fear, that is lost to you. You think you have nothing survive for, and thus lies your courage." Pain flashed in the eyes that Legolas admired too often. The emotion was quickly shuttered away as Aragorn turned from him. "You know nothing of what I feel, Legolas." Legolas smiled sadly. "I dare to argue, Aragorn. The bittersweet torture of unfulfilled love is not yours alone to suffer. There is no reason for me to survive this night, either. We will fall together." He felt Aragorn's startled gaze upon him as he descended the steps, but he did not turn back to look." ...Finding Faith

michelle: *yelling up the hallway at work* THERE'S COFFEE READY IN THE KITCHEN!! rosie: *wandering down the hall mock yelling back* THERE'S A GUEST WAITING IN RECEPTION! OOPS.. I mean, oops. We're not a company that yells out to each other, we're a get-up-out-of-your-seat-and-go-to-them kind of company. We're also a grind-our-own-coffee-beans kind of company [though we have a "staff" jar of beans and a "client" jar of beans and don't even *get* me started on *that* subject] - which brings me to a point where I need to remind you that the coffee grinder is a bit temperamental, and requires a certain knack to get it to work - but one thing for sure, it doesn't matter how hard you lean on the grinder, how many times you bang it on the bench, or how you hold your tongue - if it's not plugged into a wall socket that puppy's not grinding *anything*.