From Penny - The Lament of the Laid Off Contractor (who's next?)

DIARROHEA!!!
I have mountains of it
I have tummy ache
Ache ache ache
Feels like fallopian pain
Aaaaaaaaaaaghhh
Be distressed I’m gone
Be very distressed
Sob and wail
Whence next we meet
Alas
Alack
Verily I say unto you
All will not be delivered
Except
The shit…………..
Wot will I do for $?
How will I feed my children
I could save the shit
Some animals feed their young their shit
And
Its supposed to be good for them
Not sure about that!

Jonathan: "I'm very nearly an arse expert"
Rosie: "You need to watch this again"

Me: according to the advertising, I have the 6 signs of damaged hair and the 7 signs of aging.
David: yeh, you're perfect. --------

David: You know, we don't need an X in the alphabet. The sound it makes can be made with 'cs' like.. Macs, and Ec sit and ec site.
Me: You're right.. like.. Sex could be 'secks'
David: Okay, maybe we do need an X in the alphabet.

The weekend was nice. It started with a knees-up at the Claddagh loosely titled "Aztech Production's Christmas Party". Normally, having only two Aztech staff members show up might suggest the evening was a misfire, but, considering who the two are, they were all that were needed. Talk about Rent-a-Crowd. The highlight of the evening had to be Kyle breakdancing. I didn't even know he could.. I'm still not so sure he can!

Saturday was nice - spent it with David and went to see Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets. Wow - was that about 15% of the overall budget spent on the House Elf alone? he was simply fabulous. His movements were subtle and fluid and he was worth every single penny. On coming home, we watched the Oprah special on the movie. They kept saying how much scarier it was than the first one.

Me: David? was it scary?
David: Hello?? where you *AT* the movie??!!

So I guess it was.

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Mannn.. I can't concentrate.. what is *wrong* with me *arg*

Lunchtime and Bev and Rosie and I high-tailed it up to the Atrium on Elliot for curry and Dimocks. I just love the books in there, so much more than anywhere else. Their computer section makes my mouth water. I want to buy the whole shop and download it into my brain. --------