Michelle: whose is the egg burger?
Greg: Amy's.
Amy: you bought me an egg burger?
Greg: yeh, the egg burger's yours.
Amy: what possessed you to buy me an egg burger, you know I hate egg burgers. I always have a hawaiian burger never an egg burger!
Greg: you always get an egg burger.
Amy: I wouldn't do that I hate egg burgers. I've spent all day throwing up why would I want egg?
Greg: I asked you if you wanted anything and you said no!
Amy: yeh cos I hate egg burgers.
Michelle: wait.. wait.. greg, you asked amy if she wanted anything and she said no, so you bought her an egg burger and now she's flipping out cos it isn't a hawaiian buger?
Greg: ...
Amy: ..
Michelle: you two deserve each other.