David: "I don't care what you say. I look introspective as fuck."
Simon: I met Dylan Moran!
Me: Did you talk to him?
Me: Did he know you spoke to him?
Simon: Yeh, he did!
Me: Did he say anything to you?
Simon: Yeh, he did!!
Me: Ooohh man.. what did he say??
Simon: he said.. "FUCK OFF!"