Laz: [insert some comment about how stressful his Valentine's Day is because he has so many girlfriends and doesn't know what to buy any of them]
Tim: Hey, wanna know what girls love for Valentine's Day?
Laz: Yeh?
Tim: Board games. Girls love board games.
Laz: ....
Tim: Nothing says "I love you" quite as much as putting a hotel on Park Avenue in Monopoly.