Saturday, November 17, 2007 at 06:32 PM

In a Galaxy far, far away....Star Wars!Episode IV: A New Hope
Pursued by the empire's sinister agents.. Princes Leia ... something something..cue: Battle Cruiser. They shut down the main reactor.. we'll be destroyed for sure cue: tractor beam cue: stormtroopers pew pew pew enter: Darth Vader R2D2 where are you? cue: Princess Leia We'll be sent to the spice mines of Kesell!! What have you done with those plans! Inform Lord Vader we have a prisioner cue: escape pod There goes another one. Hold fire, there are no life forms. Darth Vader, only you could be so bold. Take her away! She must've hidden the plans on the escape pod. Scene: planet What a desolate place this is. Wait, what's that? a transport. I'm saved! cue: jawas fzt fzt fzt R2? R2D2! it is you it is you!

cue: Aunt Beru
If you get a translator Make sure it speaks Botchi
cue: Uncle Owen
can you speak Botchi
cue: Luke Skywalker
What I wanted to go pick up some power converters

cue: holagraphic transmission
Help me, Obi wan kanobi, you're my only hope.

Old Ben lives out beyond the Dune Sea

He knew my father?

The harvest is when I need you the most!

where are you going?
Looks like I'm going no where.

cue: two suns set
That R2 unit has always been a problem
That little droid is going to cost me alot of trouble
oh he excells at that, sir.
cue: morning Luke? Luke? Luke? cue: speeder Look, a little droid, dead ahead. Hit the accelerator cue :Sand People arg arg argahoo We'll have no more of this Obi Wan Kanobi jibberish I see a Bantha but no sign of Sand People crash bang argahooo cue: Obi Wan Kanobi Rest easy son, you've had a busy day. I can't seem to remember ever having owned a droid.

I find your lack of faith disturbing