Things I could tell you about:

  • having a work car for the weekend and returning it with a smashed-in window
  • saying "I love oysters" in front of manager, manager's manager and two other colleagues and stunning them all for several seconds
  • meeting and sharing delicious food with an internet stranger - and surviving to tell the tale - or not, as the case may be
  • is giving still generous if you recount every penny in detail everytime?

they sound like School Certificate English story-writing options. See how you go.. they're worth 25% each.