I was wondering if you could help me.
Sure, if I can. what would you like help with?
Digging a hole.
Digging a hole?
What kind of hole?
An ordinary hole.
Not one of those metaphorical holes you dig with your mouth, I hope.
No, no. An ordinary hole. In the earth. Just a hole in the ground.
So you want me to help you dig an ordinary hole.
Well, actually.. I don't want you to help me dig. I'll dig.
What do you want me to do?
I want you to sit.
To sit?
Yes, sit, and wait.
Sit and wait. For what?
For me to dig the hole.
So what exactly do you want help with?
I want you to sit, and wait, until I've dug the ordinary hole.
Then after I crawl into it..
I want you to fill it in again.