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Me: This Blackstrap Mollasses says "may have mild laxative effect".. I'll tell you what.. there's nothing mild about it.
Greg and David: ...
Me: And I'll tell you something else for iron tablets colour that mild laxative effect dark forest green!
Greg and David:...
Me: yes, sucks trying to treat low Iron count letmetellyou!
Greg: I think you're not keeping enough *in*. Maybe you need a butt plug.
David: I think you're letting too much *out*...maybe you need a *mouth* plug!