My name is Michelle
and I'm a watermelonaholic.
I can't help myself. It's a sickness! this isn't even *good* watermelon. It's cucumbery! I can say no to chocolate.. no problem. I can say no to alcohol.. yes I can - I can too - I CAN BLOODY SO! I have even been known to say no to sex on the very rare occasion but I cannot_say_no_to_watermelon.