When the cat's away

How the world can change in 7 days. I go away to Wanganui for a short week and come back to this.. this.. shambles. How could you people let this happen? what, you forgot how the world works? you couldn't manage this situation for one _measely_ week without my help? I want a report on my desk _in_the_morning_ on WHY Brad and Jen have broken up and who I need to deal-to to fix this and make sure this never happens again.