Pakuranga Shell Service Station queue to pay for my LPG Bottle Fill (ps: they suffered the metric/imperial confusion, not I)
woman in front of me: yeh I need to get my weight down to 128 lbs.
stupid pudgey boy behind the counter: 128? I'm 132 kilos so it'd be impossible for *me* to get down to 128!
woman in front of me: well I have such dreadful trouble losing weight but I'm determined to do it!
stupid pudgey boy behind the counter: maybe you could join a gym?
woman in front of me: trouble with me is that I *love* to eat. I just *love* food. If I could just stop eating, I'd get down to 128lbs.
me: yeh, that and amputate an arm.
woman in front of me turns to look at me:
me: or two.
ps. I'm back.