Well he went down to

Well he went down to dinner in his Sunday best
Excitable Boy they all said
and he dropped a pot roast all over his chest
Excitable Boy they all said, well he's just an Excitable Boy
He took the 4am show at the Clarke
Excitable Boy they all said
and he bit the usherette's leg in the dark
Excitable Boy they all said, well he's just an Excitable Boy

He took little Suzie to the Junior Prom
Excitable Boy they all said
Then he raped her and killed her and took her home
Excitable Boy they all said, well he's just an Excitable Boy
After ten long years they let him out of the Home
Excitable Boy they all said
and he dug up her grave and filled a cage with her bones
Excitable Boy they all said, well he's just an Excitable Boy

Excitable Boy by Warren Zevon