Not in a box
Not with a fox
Not in a house
Not with a mouse
I would not eat them here or there
I would not eat them anywhere
I would not eat green eggs and ham
I do not like them, Sam-I-Am

then YOU will be eliminated
if you fail to complete the stunt
you will be eliminated
if you fall off the stunt and break your back in 16 places
you will be eliminated
if you touch my stuff one more fucking time without permission
you *will* be eliminated

I hate the whole world.
Except that pocket over there - I don't hate that but I continue to be testy in it. The whole world sucks and my hair looks horrible. I'm half a mind to just get up right now and get my grumpyass over to a hair cutting professional and have them fix at least THAT part of my mood.

And what a complex fucking mood it is too.

my ex-father-in-law is right.
I *have* no sense of humour.