GK (Overlord) : So, where's this favourite pub of yours again? MP (Underling) : Kent Street? On Smith Street. GK (Overlord) : Yes, where on Smith Street? MP (Underling) : Opposite the Cash Converters. GK (Overlord) : And where is the Cach Converters? MP (Underling) : ah.. opposite Kent Street? GK (Overlord) : you're fundamentally an annoying person*. MP (Underling by day / Roomie by night) : GK just told me I was fundamentally an annoying person. FW (Roomie) : heh heh - correct*. *words may not be in this exact order, or may, in fact, not even be all the correct words at all - but you get the gist.

• COMIC: Savage Chickens the webpage and on Twitter (thanks Bart)
• ARTICLE: Vampire discovered in mass grave
• MOVIE TRAILER: Blood : The Last Vampire
• VIDEO: Heather Campbell's vlog (v = vampire)
• BLOG: Bram Stokers Dracula in Real Time
• COMPETITION: Layer Tennis was really good this week (warning: no vampires)

1. People who say walla instead of voila [walla]
2. People who say heigth instead of height [heigth]

You have been warned.