Quality Time

me: that's a cool looking QuadBike. you: That's a very cool looking QuadBike. me: Oh it's like a beautiful bracelet I saw in that shop earlier. It was wide, enamelled panels - purply, with all these bits and beads and crystals and chains all over but in a good way but what was really cool was that right in the centre of the centre enamalled panel was this sparkly ladybug with it's wings half open... you: What the hell does that have to do with QuadBikes? me: if you let me finish you'll see that.. you: Arg! so you said you saw this bracelet and I thought cool, a QuadBike bracelet.. then you said it was wide enamelled panels and I thought you were going to say they had QuadBikes on them then you said it had all this stuff and chains and stuff and I thought maybe it had a QuadBike on it then you said right in the centre there was something sparkly and I thought it better be a frickin' QUADBIKE and it was a *ladybug* ? how the hell do you go from "thats a cool QuadBike" to "ladybugs"? me: the QuadBike's wheel guards look like the ladybugs wings half open. you: You suck. me: Can you top telling me that I suck, it's not very nice. you: Ok. You "teh rock". me: You are using different words but you're still mean that I suck, don't you? you: Yes.
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Thursday, May 18, 2006 at 08:12 PM

I can imagine Peter Gordon's Dine is everything people who don't live in Auckland think they hate about the place. Dark wood paneling, leather beasts of chairs, marble bullnosed bar, huge opulant chandelaires it's really not difficult to imagine pot-bellied, cigar smoking mogels impressing volumptious blondes . This place is an updated slice of the eighties with naughties sophistication. Recently voted as Auckland's Top Restaurant, we thought we'd check it out as Jo's going-away-lunch.
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