Book Store Guy: Oh, you're a Telecom person. Michelle: *looking down at the security card around my neck* ah, yup. Book Store Guy: Where in Telecom do you work? Michelle: hmm, Broadband. Book Store Guy: You guys are *so* hard to get a hold of! Michelle: we are? We don't mean to be. Book Store Guy: Hey, how do I go about getting a new Self Install CD? Michelle: Phone the Helpdesk's 0800 number, they'll sort you out. Book Store Guy: Oh, right. Yup. My dad reinstalled Windows and now we need to reinstall the modem and stuff. Michelle: now, you're not going to plug that modem in til the Self Install disk tells you to, are you. Book Store Guy: No ma'am. I got told off for doing that last time. Michelle: Good on ya, you call the Helpdesk, they're trained and helpful and they'll sort you out with a new disk and any other help you need. Book Store Guy: sweet!! Michelle: *noticing the coffee Pod lady's head stanting slightly to read my name on my security badge* Pod Lady: Mee sheelll? Michelle: Park.. Michelle Park. yup. Pod Lady: ahh.. Meeshell Park. Marshmellow Guy: Michelle Park. Good name! Michelle: yeh, Park is a popular Korean name. Marshmellow Guy: Yes! very popular in our country. Michelle: yes, I'm Korean you know. Marshmellow Guy: *laughs* Pod Lady: *laughs* New James: Let me see your ID Photo? Michelle: *shows badge* New James: *looks* Michelle: *lets* New James: *looks* Michelle: *lets* New James: *looks* cor, you'd never tell from looking at this. Michelle: never tell what? New James: You actually look Professional in this photo! Hospice Admin: You're here to fix the phone? Michelle: *realising* wrong fecking badge!

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