Shovels

I was wondering if you could help me. Sure, if I can. what would you like help with? Digging a hole. Digging a hole? Yes. What kind of hole? An ordinary hole. Not one of those metaphorical holes you dig with your mouth, I hope. No, no. An ordinary hole. In the earth. Just a hole in the ground. So you want me to help you dig an ordinary hole. Well, actually.. I don't want you to help me dig. I'll dig. What do you want me to do? I want you to sit. To sit? Yes, sit, and wait. Sit and wait. For what? For me to dig the hole. So what exactly do you want help with? I want you to sit, and wait, until I've dug the ordinary hole. Yes.. Then after I crawl into it.. yesss.. I want you to fill it in again.
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