Dear Santa, I'm writing you early this year so as to give you lots of time to organise my Christmas gift. I have been, and continue to be a very good girl, so am completely sure you will be overwhelmingly happy to grant my Christmas wish. I'd like to bring to your attention the fact I only want one christmas present. I'm not being greedy or wasting the Earth's precious resources by needing fancy packaging - my present can be delivered in a natural state with no need for packing peanuts or bubble wrap. I promise to take good care of my gift and actually, won't need another - if granted this one - in my lifetime. So you see, Santa - by delivering Matthew McConaughey to me on Christmas [preferably in the style of his character, Dirk Pitt* from Sahara] morning will actually save you time and effort in the long run. your selfless and devoted believer, Michelle. What a rollicking good movie. Not rocket science - not even good continuity but a good time, that's for sure. *wow, that's a really manly name! PS: Rosie is the Queen of the Internet (nice boobies) - McConaughey's "Sahara" Stream Journals (he's not packing peanuts) Rosie says: I found it googling for the incident that was all news when we were in austin texas, where he got caught stoned playing bongos in the Nuddie.