The most interesting thing about me these days is my cat, Mouse. She's taught me a game in the last few days.
I've taken to lying on the floor a lot lately - I think it's lately or maybe I'm just noticing it recently - anyway, as you all probably know, no matter how much money you spend on cat toys, their one *true* love is the ring-thing found on bottles. The blue rings from milk bottles, or Mouse's favourite, a smaller white ring from a water bottle. She chases this thing around the flat and it pings this way and that, keeps her amused for hours.
So yesterday I was lying on my stomach the floor - half in my office, half in the hall (no, I don't know why) and she trotted down the hall with this white ring in her mouth and lay down in front of my face, the ring on the floor between her paws. I looked at her for a bit then reached a tentative finger to draw the ring closer to me - and she let me! my finger was tentative because it's learned that her claws are very sharp and very fast and love the taste scared fingers in the evening. But she let me move her precious white play-ring-thing and I looked at it for a bit and she looked at me and didn't move so I decided to flick the ring across the floor. It scuttled across the floor bouncing unpredictably and she was after it like a shot. Pounced on it, mauled it a bit, then pranced back to me with it proudly in her mouth to resume her possy in front of my face, the ring once more between her paws for me to take.
I thought that was weird and probably a fluke.. so I hooked the ring-thing with my finger, drawing it closer again then I flicked the ring, this time harder and it boinged into the lounge. She bolted after it, disappearing around the corner and I heard the scrambling of her claws on the carpet as she caught her ring-prey and the uncatlike thuds (she's half rhino) as she trotted back to me, again with the ring-thing in her mouth for me to do it again. We played like this for about 30 minutes. Sometimes she overshot me and ran into the bathroom and would look at me, then realising I wasn't gonna get up and come get her or the ring, she'd come back closer so I could reach and reflick for her.
We've been playing it again this morning. It's a good game as it exhausts her and she gets a lot of her whinging "play with me play with me" out of her system. Did you know cats could play fetch? I sure in heck didn't.
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" "If I were him (Chris Taylor), I'd be shooting myself. I'd be pouring petrol over myself and throwing myself off Auckland's tallest build-ing," said Mr Ralston.
He also claimed Holmes and his team of "no reporters" rarely broke stories and Close Up showed them up every night.
"Night after night after night we break stories and we treat them originally."
He said the same could not be said of the opposition. On Prime's exclusive Cave Creek interview last week, Mr Ralston said: "Yawn, yawn, yawn, yawn, yawn."
He criticised Holmes' Suzanne Paul exclusive before going on to say: "It's crap. You know it's crap, I know it's crap and the viewers know it's crap." And he was critical of the decision to change TV3's 6pm newsreading team. Since newsreaders Hilary Barry and Mike McRoberts replaced Campbell and Carol Hirschfeld, the network has lost about a 10 per cent share in the Auckland market in its target 18-49-year-old bracket. ... "
The New Zealand Herald article
*knee slappingly funny*
I can't *wait* to see Campbell Live 7pm Monday night.. it can't *possibly* be worse than Close Up and Holmes is *so* last century.
UPDATE 22 March: I wrote this on Sunday, and due to technical difficulties with my host have been unable to post it until now [and you've not been able to comment *misses your comments*]. Okay, that's not *strictly* true. The missing-your-comments is true. Due to me posting-it-then-deleting-it-due-to-lack-of-confidence this wasn't posted on Sunday when my host was working, then yesterday after I'd beaten myself up for being so lame and silly about not posting stuff I couldn't post it because of technical difficulties. OK? Satisfied now? now you know I can't even fib a little? well OK I *can* fib a little.. but not to you. NOT TO YOU!
So Campbell Live [g'day yous fullas] was on last night and it was good. It's him, you see. If you like John Campbell you'll like this show because he's just so charming.. to me anyway. He can mow my lawn anytime and no, that's not a euphemism, I've seen him wield a lawn mower and he's no novice. PLUS - he's gonna have a fortnightly book club. YAY! (though what's with the jaggy pixel outline of JC on the site? c'mon designer, fix that up!)
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Read MoreFQ TOPIC: Green.
FQ1: Something green you like to eat...
FQ2: Something green you like to wear...
FQ3: Something green you like to look at...
FQ GALLERY: Post a photo you took (or an illustration you made) of something green...
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