On a "need to know" Basis

Supermarket Conversation Michelle: What sort of condoms? extra safe, extra thick, extra small? Amy: *exasperated* mum. Michelle: Well, ribbed? Amy: I prefer the studded ones actually but I can never find them. Michelle: *hits head against condom shelf and groans* "Conversations I Thought I'd Never Have With My Daughter" Car Conversation: Michelle: Am I a good mother? David: *shrugs* I dunno Michelle: Are you scared of me? David: Nope. Michelle: Amy said she's scared of me. David: Amy isn't scared of you, she just doesn't like you. And that's cos you're a good mother. Michelle: Oh. David: Look, it's not your fault Amy's dumb, it was Dad's sperm afterall. Lounge Conversation David: *going for his 42nd helping of Pringles Original* you've addicted me to these, damn you woman!
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