You know you're in trouble
You know you're in trouble when:
Read More- you read "kick off meeting" as "kick ASS meeting" everytime
- you read Subway's tag line as "eat flesh"
- the most exciting thing that's happened to you in months is the purchase of a new "three-in-one" bathroom sponge
- you have virtually *no* time to do what you *have* to do but you can't even *get* to it for all the other "rats and mice" nibbling at your time
- your fantasies no longer include Colin Farrell but various scenarios ending in you handing in your resignation
- you start thinking the supermarket checkout girl has a satisfying job
- that idea of going to New York for three months actually sounds like a go'er
from Tailorstoday.com I hate going
| from Tailorstoday.com I hate going to the morgue. No matter how many chemicals they spray on the walls and the floor, they can't disguise the smell of death. I tried to breathe through my mouth as I signed my name at the front desk: Detective Lou Logeater, 11:57 pm. read the rest...it's good... |