It seems, I'm too "far out" for Hell and they won't come to me. Those people in my life who told me where to go were right - I'm am going to Hell. I'm going to Hell for pizza.
that has to be the lamest post ev0r.
I was going to write about scarves and how dumb they are. Stupid, dumb, scarves. There is NO point wearing a fluffy pink scarf tied round your neck if you're wearing a crop-top and a mini skirt. sheesh.
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Above the chimney tops
i met a woman today at work who was surprisingly wonderous
her name is Felicity
she has long dyed dark red hair in two braids falling over her shoulders
she had the most wonderful, theatrical makeup.. especially her eyes.. soft lines flicking big pencil lashes from the corners
deep red lips and white teeth of a glorious smile
she wore a dark cardigan with the one top button fastened and monogramed with two bluebirds
she had a full skirt that stopped at her knee and lacey patterned stockings and heeled shoes
she looked like a funked-up Judy Garland working her day-job from Oz.
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