The way to my heart is NOT by sending a dozen crude text jokes (and I use "joke" loosely) I don't know who you are but.. you're txting up the wrong mobile.
*not even dignifying it with a hand crafted return fuckoff.txt*
Read MoreQ TOPIC: Never
FQ1: Somewhere you'll probably never go, but would like to.
FQ2: Something you'll probably never do, but would like to.
FQ3: Someone you'll probably never meet, but would like to.
FQ REALITY CHECK: What would have to happen in order for you to actually accomplish those three things?
Read MoreFQ TOPIC: Reality
FQ1: Your thoughts on TV reaity shows... love them or loathe them?
FQ2: Your favorite TV reality show (or the one you are able to tolerate the most).
FQ3: Your least favorite TV reality show (or the one you find the stranegst/stupidest).
FQ TV: Invent your own TV reality show. Would you appear on it?
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