Make google talk

Google says: the jam jar is in GOOD condition with no chips cracks or crazing. Very minor wear to the gold trim. but no chips/ or cracks. There is a small cardboard box, with a lid. and steam for minutes, Variations: did did did did DID DID DID DID DID DID DID DID
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I know you are but what am I?

me: I'm Sharon Strezlecki David: mum. me: *pointing to my imaginary "pash rash" and quoting Sharon* Hi Mrs Kay, I've been home with my boi friend *finger circles pointing to my pash rash* David: .mum. me: no wait.. I'm not really Sharon Strezlecki - do you know who is *really* Sharon Strezlecki? David: *sigh* who? me: *hushed whisper* Aunty Jo. David: _mum_ me: what? David: I hate to break this to you, but.. me: what?? David: neither you *nor* Aunty Jo is funny enough to be Sharon Strezlecki. me: ... (turns out I'm Kim (keem) .. which character are you?)
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