Friday, October 15, 2004 at 06:42 PM

Aries The guy in front of me in the grocery store checkout line today was wearing a t-shirt that said, "Sublimely tacky, yet refreshingly unrefined." That's a perfect lead-in to the astrological advice I'd like to convey to you this week, which is: You're most likely to be happy and successful if you stop trying to deny the fact that you're a beautifully messy mass of contradictions. It's high time for you to celebrate your inconsistencies and regard your mutability as a strength. I encourage you to invite all of your different sub-personalities to a big come-as-you-are party in your head. read your own
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Friday, October 15, 2004 at 04:33 PM

Michelle:���did you see strong bad? An iron fisted champion; an iron willed fuck-up: hello HUGE to the JERK An iron fisted champion; an iron willed fuck-up: i really need. i really need to pee. i really need. i really need to pee pee. Michelle: �I really gotta pee.. ireally got to pee.. i really got to pee pee Michelle: ���*laughs An iron fisted champion; an iron willed fuck-up: ���you BET i saw it Michelle: ���*scream* laughed at the monitor = ME An iron fisted champion; an iron willed fuck-up: ���lol [An iron fisted champion; an iron willed fuck-up = Michelle's 14 15 year old boy friend]
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Friday, October 15, 2004 at 11:48 AM

function Friday() {     if (workFinished == 1 && kitchenTidy == 1 && houseWarm == 1 && winePurchased == 1 ) {         updateHappinessLevel();         gotoAndPlay("goodgirl");         feedback = "Well done! Drink and chat!";       } };
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