Y'know, you can see Gollum swearing away in his MTV awards acceptance speech in which he refers to the guys at Weta as "pixel-pushing pin-dicks"

Mishi: wees don't like thems hobbitsez klie: i wish they'd let him swear, that'd make a better movie i think it'd be better if he called them 'fucking hobbitz' "does not you fucks with the precious"

Far be it from me to hijack a topic with a boring, personal, name-dropping-ridden tale of little consequence, but I've had brunch with Legolas... or "Orlando" as I know him. I'd have to confess, I wouldn't have recognised him had he not been on Graham Norton the night before. I say "on Graham Norton" when of course I mean "on Graham Norton's chat show." He was very nice, even if he did wear his hat throughout and eat with his mouth open a bit. [ J's (ADF and salmon toast conversation) original Orlando Bloom entry from Thursday, March 21, 2002 ] (you'll have to scroll down, in those days, we didn't *have* anchor links)