You said 'masticated.'
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Speaking to Men - Rule 17
When a man comes to you at lunchtime and asks if you'd like anything to eat, don't open your mouth to show him, in all its graphic glory, the half masticated muffin you've just shoved in your mouth as proof that you do not, in fact, require any food at this time.
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Criteria for Style
I know a woman who is the epitome of style - in my opinion. She's not a slave to fashion, but knows how to adapt it to suit her individual style. She always looks wonderful and is, so far, the only woman I've seen who can carry off that assymetric-cut look.
She is often now the benchmark of decisions I make when purchasing - So today when I decided to buy myself a piece of jewellery, when presented with a wide choice I asked myself "how beverlyculpepper is this?" which narrowed down the choice until the answer was "very beverlyculpepper" [VBCP] so I bought it.
Maybe it's like "what would Jesus do" (WWJD) but for style.
WWBCD?
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