so funny - on Australian Idol last night, host James Mathison claimed the show was "bigger than a Federal Erection."
Read Moreits really dark in the
its really dark in the stair well at work
at night when you stay late
after you've been to the bathroom
and the security guard locks the door
and you can't get back out
gingerly stepping hand rail holding
suckage
I felt stupid
and a little nervous [can you say "afraid of the dark"]
but James said its happened to him too
so either that makes me feel better
or i'm as dumb as James.
Read MoreTuesday, August 12, 2003 at 01:58 PM
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