I'm starting to realise the robot apocalypse is closer than we thought. I was at dinner with my in-laws over Easter, and we got talking about AI and the world in the hand basket it was going to Hell in. One of the key worries of my host was that "useless" employees using AI to rise though the ranks, above the station their capabilities would have them climb on their own.
I didn’t think it was a legit worry, but couldn’t really get my words in order at the time and have been pondering it ever since.
Back to the worry of an incompetent employee; you know the one who is like a black hole of productivity that nothing escapes? When I think of how someone like that might use AI to advance themselves, I suppose if they were creative enough they could write a prompt and automate the schedule of their multitude of coffee breaks. Maybe they’d be open about using AI to make their work more efficient and then blame the robot when the report is late.
AI isn't going to turn a slacker into a superstar.
These slackers still need to use the AI — it truly is a garbage in garbage out kind of technology — and if they couldn't use Excel for the chart they need for that late report of theirs, they're doomed with writing a half decent prompt to get AI to do it for them. Especially if that AI is Microsoft CoPilot!
Besides, this will just be the Dunning-Kruger effect in action. That employee we’re talking about is just too incompetent to realise they're incompetent with using AI effectively. We're safe (ish), for now on our individual corporate ladders while the slackers are still waiting for their caramel macchiato.
And then... there is talkback radio. The question on callers' lips yesterday; apparently the crux of the entire AI revolution.
“Would you let a robot operate on you?!”
Oh, hell no! Are you suggesting I'm going to wake up with a USB C port instead of an appendix? Because that's what I'm picturing. "Oh, don't worry, the RoboDoc.ai has a 99.9% success rate!"
Great. What about that 0.1%? Am I going to be patient zero in a robot uprising that starts in my abdomen?
Maybe. But the actual crux of the matter is that robots are already everywhere!
They build our cars (which might explain a few things...)
Some even drive our cars
They're invading warehouses and fulfilling our online shopping addictions (thanks, robots!)
So, yeah, surgeons are probably already elbow-deep in robots in the OR. I bet they are employing precision robotic type tools for all kids of surgeries. Robots are everywhere so it's only logical to think they are in a surgical theatre.
“The multi-million da Vinci Xi robot (those pincers don’t look scary at all) will give patients more choices by bringing leading-edge surgical technology to the Waikato community." according to the Braemar Hospital website.
Speaking of everywhere, where aren't these metal monstrosities?
Farming our food (I bet they're judging my terrible gardening skills).
Sorting our packages (probably judging my online shopping habits too).
Exploring space ( plotting our escape route for us).
Giving grandma her meds (don’t give a person with memory problems the job of remembering to take her meds!).
It’s not that the robots are coming, people, they are already here! It's no longer a question of if, but when they come for our jobs and our internal organs!