(05:53:02) ~JJ~ says to [mish]: I'm going to buy a Mac, produce ten albums worth of hip dance music and then retire to a big house in the country and release them a year at a time to critical acclaim and mass public hysteria.......... I can't believe I didn't think of it sooner.

(05:52:00) ~JJ~ says to Michelle: Oh hey, did I tell you we are going to hi-jack you and bring you back to Oxford for the rest of that weekend?
(05:52:04) ~JJ~ says to Michelle: Shit
(05:52:07) ~JJ~ says to Michelle: No wait
(05:52:14) ~JJ~ says to Michelle: It wasn't you I was supposed to tell
(05:52:21) ~JJ~ says to Michelle: It was you I was supposed to not tell
(05:52:34) ~JJ~ says to Michelle: Forget what I just said *Jedi Mind Trick*
(05:53:03) Michelle says to ~JJ~: huh? what? what were you saying?
(05:53:19) ~JJ~ says to Michelle: These aren't the droids you're looking for
(05:53:39) Michelle says to ~JJ~: those aren't the droids we're looking for

(05:27:14) ~JJ~. says to Michelle: *grabs you by the collar and shakes* I WANT A SMOOOOOOOOOOKKKKKKKKE!
(05:27:37) Michelle : nooo ooo oo oo ooo oo oo ooo oo oo
(05:27:48) ~JJ~. says to Michelle: 12 days, four hours, 23 mins
(05:27:58) ~JJ~. says to Michelle: fucking hell
(05:28:03) ~JJ~. says to Michelle: *gasps*
(05:28:27) Michelle says to ~JJ~.: *boxer shoulder rub* you're doing GREAT.. keep it up.. you're doing fantasticalllyyy.. *squirts cold water into your mouth*
(05:28:43) Michelle says to ~JJ~.: do something else.. think of something else.
(05:28:54) ~JJ~. says to Michelle: *chokes to death witha bemused look on his face*
(05:29:03) Michelle says to ~JJ~.: look at my tits, that should take your mind of cigs *flashes*
(05:29:15) ~JJ~. says to Michelle: I really should do some work..... starting to feel guilty
(05:29:35) ~JJ~. says to Michelle: *struckdumb*
(05:29:46) Michelle : oh. sorry.
(05:29:48) ~JJ~. says to Michelle: What a tremendous pair
(05:29:54) ~JJ~. says to Michelle: of shoes
(05:29:58) Michelle says to ~JJ~.: you should go do some work.
(05:30:04) ~JJ~. says to Michelle: Are you getting any?
(05:30:11) Michelle says to ~JJ~.: shoes?
(05:30:24) ~JJ~. says to Michelle: What, letters in the post? Younger? NO!
(05:30:37) Michelle says to ~JJ~.: *looks down* erm

(05:17:42) ~JJ~ says to Michelle: gonna mail your mother
(05:17:54) Michelle says to ~JJ~: *is phoning yours*
(05:18:35) ~JJ~ says to Michelle: Good luck........ I hope you have plenty of cash.... my mum is like a phone virus............... she is impossible to hang up on
(05:19:36) ~JJ~ says to Michelle: The other night I had to set the phone on the floor, phone my sister's mobile from my mobile and get her to go and ring the doorbell so my mum would get off the phone.

(06:45:23) ~JJ~ PRIVATELY whispers to [jam]: Smokers who smoke (coolest) smokers who don't smoke (worst) Non smokers who smoke (bastards) non smokers who don't smoke (in denial)

(06:28:38) ~JJ~ PRIVATELY whispers to [michelle]: "Experts say that the dreaded diease known as "work" has deprived the world of a truly great alcoholic. Ms Park first fell victim to work in 1999 and over the course of the next 18 months neglected her drinking to such an extent that she was nearly barred from Sheepies. It is hoped that her up coming trip to the JJ Clinic in London may restore her love of a pint to a sufficient extent to allow for a full recovery"

(06:31:24) ~JJ~ PRIVATELY whispers to [michelle]: "Ms Park had this to say from her Auckland home, which until recently she had had converted into a second office so she would never have to leave a "work" environment - "It started innocently enough, just trying to get enough money together for a pint or ten at the weekends, but slowly, almost imperceptably, the work became more important than the drink. Before I knew what was happening I was still in the office at 11pm on a Friday night and nipping in the back door on Sundays to "tidy a few things up"......."

(06:33:43) ~JJ~ PRIVATELY whispers to [michelle]: "I was at a party, few drinks, couple of cigarettes, and then a few people started handing around spreadsheets and lines of code to be debugged. I was nervous. I'd never tried it before, but that night I balanced my first full set of accounts, and the buzz was just incredible. I couldn't get enough."

(23:01:53) klie : i have yet to meet a corner i can't cut.