Overheard

Tim: I think I'll go for a run after work. Yep. Sow my wild oats.
Craig: pardon?
Tim: I'm gonna go for a run after work - sow my wild oats.
Craig: I think you have your sayings messed up man.
Michelle (to herself because she is always so crass, but sometimes she is aware enough to regulate the volume): Naw, he's right.. that's why it's called "jogging".